May 2013
portablemiah:
*inspects ground* its hot. theres been local singles in the area
Let them miss you. Sometimes when you’re always available, they take you for...
– (via youngfolksociety)
unabused:
i wonder if chinese tourists get upset when they buy a souvenir in america then find out it was made in china
cokeflow:
when I was like 6 i was at church with my family and I asked my mom how much longer until it was over and she said 15 minutes so I counted to 60 fifteen times and it still wasn’t over and that’s why I don’t believe in god
drunktrophywife:
If you don’t think I’m cute that’s your problem not mine
hungarian:
*touches textbook*
*absorbs knowledge*
During a math test
Me: my answer = 23
Answer choices: 170, 195, 264, 362
Me: well 170 is closest to 23, so that must be the answer.
darrynek:
blog every day as if you’d delete tomorrow
But sometimes we get sad about things and we don’t like to tell other people...
– Mark Haddon (via durianquotes)
Monday's emotion: no
Tuesday's emotion: ugh
Wednesday's emotion: why
Thursday's emotion: omfg
Friday's emotion: finally
Saturday's emotion: yes
Sunday's emotion: crying